If America was a bathroom then Detroit would literally be the urinal that people poop in
i should have known
the anon probably isnt her.
she didnt know i existed.
i wonder if the anon is her
i wonder what her week has been like because mine has been shit
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with
my boyfriend reblogged this tagging:
I found out 17 hours ago that he has been cheating on me. The fact that you reblogged this and tagged this shows that you are so dumb and I am so hurt. Why did you do this.
all i want for my birthday (which is in half an hour) is for someone to kill me and to turn it into an elaborate mystery and leave clues and shit and then go into hiding and write a book 20 years later explaining that the age of 20 is a stupid age to exist at
I think my favorite thing at this moment in time is when people (particularly girls) say they’re partaking in no shave november on a text post and then some idiot reblogs it saying something rude about how females should fuckin take care of their bodies or that its gross or no d december and then someone else goes to the assholes blog and makes a snarky comment about how the girls are really lining up for you and it’s just like go back into your moms vagina and learn to appreciate that a woman fuckin carried your dumb ass for 9 months and couldn’t fuckin shave so sit the fuck down and think about what you’ve done
when u accidentally reblog something personal from someone u dont really talk to
for halloween this year i was dead on the inside
in my dream last night shaquille o’FUCKINGneal asked me to come over to his house we could trip acid and play basketball, i asked him “why?” and he said his mom wouldnt be home for another hour.