Jen. 19. Massachusetts.
I'm quite odd
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Court Official: Shakira, Do your hips solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

We were doing cool clipper cuts and yeah I did this

you’re only as good as your last text post 

(via samweenchester)

today in my class my teacher asked us to draw a pig (it was like a personality type thing based on how we drew it idek) but this girl in my class drew bacon and sausages and my teacher basically died from how hard she was laughing

I don’t want to sleep because Ill have bad dreams and get sad and stuff

omfg this is the best- so one of my friends from beauty school is deaf, so she has interpreters to be her ears and her voice. now most of these interprets are young females like ourselves, but sometimes they have this deep voiced black dude come and interpret for her and it’s honestly the HARDEST thing to not burst out laughing when i hear him say ‘oh my god jen evERYONE UPSTAIRS THOUGHT MY HAIR WAS CUTE AND PRETTY’  BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A MANLY VOICE AND ITS SO FUNNYAND I CNA T HANDLE THIS 

Nothing says ‘desperate’ like starring in a film from the Scary Movie franchise

me and my dads!!!!!!!!!

me and my dads!!!!!!!!!

oMFG I WENT ON TINYPIC AND IT GAVE ME A CAPTCHA AND IT WANTED ME TO DESCRIBE CHICK-FIL-A AND THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED I C AN T

tinypic is becoming more of a snarky bitch every time i use it

tinypic is becoming more of a snarky bitch every time i use it

I have joined the Mishapocalypse

I ran errands like this the other day.

I ran errands like this the other day.

this is one of the reasons why i don’t go out with my boyfriend very often

this is one of the reasons why i don’t go out with my boyfriend very often

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr