February 2010
40 Sex Mistakes
jo—c:
jademackenzie:
kylewebs:
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s...
January 2010
Reasons why I do not like my brother's girlfriend.
shannonsohood:
pussycrippler:
She thinks Star Wars is “stupid”
Honestly, if she didn’t feel that way I could probably find her more tolerable.
She questions my brother
You are a woman, you do not under any circumstances question a mans’ authority.
She has a weird name
Rhonda.
HELP ME, RHONDA, HELP, HELP ME RHONDA
god rhonda. know your fucking place. you never ever question your man.
please leave me something :) I never get any... →
i miss my mommy
):<3
prettygirlsmakegraves-:
Oh my god I feel horrible. I had no idea that your mom’s lung cancer had come back Jen. And finding out that she passed away today, I feel awful. I’ve been so out of the loop and here I am feeling sorry for myself when you have to go through all of that. I know we don’t always see eye to eye Jen but I still am always always here for you. I can’t stress that enough. My...
why do pretty people die?
like my mommy.
):
My mommy became an angel this morning
rest in peace<3
Mommy is becoming an angel
I love you so much<3
I want things to be simple again.
emmajones:
iamglencoco:nipponshamwiches:peculiarman:enigmaticsoul:mixep:ronaldbigornia:matthewhimself:bibimisepic:disturbedlights:kidaokagee:
Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better. I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!Beauty of Mathematics!
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Mind Boggling…
11111111 x 11111111 =...
She's going to be an angel tonight.
Hi, My name is Jen. I’m in the hospital, I’m fine, But my mother is not. She has lung cancer. She has since January 2008. She’s had chemotherapy, and surgeries to help her. Her cancer went away for a short period of time. But it just came back. Within this last week. Worse than ever. She’s been in the hospital for days. She would be shitty, and then better, and than shittier than before, and than...
Sometimes I think about places where it'd be cool...
individuality:
Such as a recording studio (Nick & Norah, anyone?) or a bathtub. Is that weird?
Not at all, I’ve pondered about doing it on a car, instead of in it.
WordUpWashington.
So
Yesterday Haley and I watched The Uninvited, I’ve seen it before, but I forgot about how FUCKED up it is. And it’s quite confusing to follow. But at the end everything makes so much sense.
Goodmorning :3
Today, I’m going to the childrens museum in Boston with my little cousin, Who is fucking precious. I’m gonna go shower. And try and be classy. It may just end up with me wearing sweatpants, as usual. Suck ma diiiick.
k bye :)<3
