Insane in da membrane: Archive

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

lmfao,

so some girl at my school got drunk at some party and gave 6 blowjobs to 6 different guys. WHAAAATAAAA CHAMPO.

Jan 1st

here comes your mannnnn

Dec 31st

i wonder what megan fox's license picture looks...

(via ilikezombies) she’s probably naked..

Dec 31st

formspring me? :D →

Dec 31st

Think about it you guys.

annacannabis: completelynormal: There are already people living it up in 2010. Future people, as I like to call them. They already said goodbye to ‘09. Already had the kiss, or were disappointed because they didn’t. Already were like ‘Fuck ‘09, 2k10 is going to be MY year’ but then they just keep living the way they were and still aren’t happy because they are waiting for life to change...

Dec 31st

i have a new outlook on life.

thank you 500 days of summer.

Dec 31st

Tumblr 2009.

annacannabis: sweet-feet: ohhaialexiaa: dylanjamesludwig: tic-tac-toe: liliinthesky: andrewshark: ohallyy: wakethedevil: We’re fucking DICKS. We bicker at the littlest things. We laugh at childish gifs. We argue over dead celebrities. We photoshop anything and everything. We make dumbass memes about anything, and then ruin them. We cry and bitch about everything. We laugh...

Dec 31st

watching 500 days of summer.

Dec 31st

oh nao.

i think i just might die. seriously. me throwing up every fucking hour isn’t good. wtf is this shit. i wanted to play hockey today., even though i tweeted i didn’t want to. i love that fucking sport. i’ve been watching spongebob since 7. i hate this. i’m saying every word to it. with a massive headache BTW. my boyfraaan is going to boston, when he said he’d visit me....

Dec 31st

I love when fat lesbians pick fights with me via...

(via prettygirlsmakegraves-) we’re not fighting? ;D

Dec 31st

wait. can someone explain this whole tumblr...

prettygirlsmakegraves-: (via livingreflection) http://thisiscashmoney.tumblr.com/post/309329015/i-posted-this-as-a-note-on-facebook http://-jewtroh.tumblr.com/ thats her tumblr, you’ll see the post OH SHIT.

Dec 31st

Bold the things you did in 2009

lunarpeace: 1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad. 7. Knitted something. 8. Ran a mile. 9. Fell in love. 10. Said, “like yeahh” too many times. 11. Lost your closest friends. 12. Got into a fight with someone...

Dec 31st

lolololol

lunarpeace: my boyfriend is the most wonderful person i know. he is very kind and sweet and i love him very much. we have been dating for seven months MAH BOYFREIND SI DA MOST WOND3RFUL PERSON I KNOW!!111!! LOL H3 SI V3RY KIND AND SWET AND I LUV HIM VERY MUCH!11!!1 OMG LOL WE HAEV BEN DATNG FOR SAV3N MONTHS BAHAHA

Dec 31st

I'm watching Tyra

lunarpeace: And these fucking cray priest had an excorsizm on this 16 year old boy because he’s gay and apparently that’s a sin. And I guess he’s going to hell because he can’t control himself and he thinks about men. Religion is crap. Fuck these bitches. I believe you’re born gay. You can’t become gay and you can’t stop being gay. You can’t control you’re heart, if it says love the same sex,...

Dec 31st

i had

the worst night. every hour i threw up. fuuuck. aaand. since i’m sick i can’t kiss my boyfraaan on new years. whiiich was my plan. fuck this.

Dec 31st

I HATE THIS.

seriously. i threw up. shouldn’t i feel loads better? I GUESS NOT. i still taste the puke. i’ve basically raped my mouth in listerine, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN? i wanna die. this is awful. and i’m home alone. my mum is at the stupid hair place and is all like “OH. JEN, I’LL BE HOME IN AN HOUR. DON’T LET ABBY ON THE COUCH” cooool.

Dec 30th